So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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