I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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