I can tuck mytits in my pants
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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