shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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