She's JV to your varsity
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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