You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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