Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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