wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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