you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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