i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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