Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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