It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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