He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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