I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
handjob tips. give me some.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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