A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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