I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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