Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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