I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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