so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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