hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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