Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
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she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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