Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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