Pregnant stripper...not hot.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I am one with the molecules
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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