Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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