wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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