If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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