i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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