At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
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I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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