Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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