Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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