is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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