All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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