D3 body, D1 cock
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We are two peas in an std pod
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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