Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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