I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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