So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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