Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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