She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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