i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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