there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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