Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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