You're a womanizer and a bitch.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
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He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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