North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
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the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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