OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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