I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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