how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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