"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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