wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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