Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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