and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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